Our Air Collection
Each bottle is a unique expression of Austrian alpine excellence. Choose your altitude. Find your breath.
From Peak to Package
Our proprietary helicopter-assisted collection process ensures only the finest air molecules make it into your bottle.
Helicopter Deployment
Our custom-fitted helicopters reach peaks inaccessible by foot
Air Capture
Trained Air Sommeliers open bottles at peak freshness moments
Quality Testing
Each batch tested for optimal oxygen-to-smugness ratio
Premium Packaging
Hand-labeled and sealed for maximum freshness
Alpine Classic
Our entry-level air. Perfect for beginners who want to experience genuine mountain freshness without overwhelming their lungs.
Tasting Notes:
“Hints of pine, morning dew, and existential clarity”
- 500ml Premium Glass Bottle
- Certificate of Authenticity
- Hand-Numbered Edition
Summit Reserve
Captured at dawn from peaks only accessible by helicopter. For the discerning air connoisseur.
Tasting Notes:
“Notes of eternal snow, eagle feathers, and smugness”
- 500ml Premium Glass Bottle
- Certificate of Authenticity
- Hand-Numbered Edition
Vintage 1987
Aged for 37 years in oak barrels. Our rarest offering. Only 12 bottles exist.
Tasting Notes:
“Complex bouquet of nostalgia, VHS tapes, and shoulder pads”
- 500ml Premium Glass Bottle
- Certificate of Authenticity
- Hand-Numbered Edition
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this real air?
Absolutely! Every molecule is 100% genuine atmosphere, sourced directly from the Austrian Alps. We have certificates.
How do I use it?
Simply open the bottle near your face and inhale deeply. For maximum effect, close your eyes and imagine you're on a mountain. Namaste.
How long does a bottle last?
That depends on how often you breathe. Most customers report 3-5 premium breaths per bottle. We recommend savoring each one.
Can I return it if I'm not satisfied?
Unfortunately, once you've breathed the air, it becomes your air. No returns on pre-owned air.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! Though we must warn you - the air may acquire subtle notes of cargo ship or airplane depending on shipping method.